Before we continue, a few items I would like to cover.

1. Jeff's Home Page works best when using the Microsoft Explorer 4.0 of higher browser.  Some of the pages have background sounds that you cannot hear when using Netscape.

2. Jeff's Home Page looks best with screen resolution of 1024 by 768, or higher, and MAXIMIZED.

3. For those of you who are new to Jeff's Home Page, this web sight contains a splendid look at Jeff's family, pictures from his world travels, recommendations on favorite things and places to eat, best movie and Star Trek one liners, cool links, and other tid bits.

4. For those of you who have visited Jeff's Home Page, it's just the same old shit.

5. For those of you who miss the old opening page, click here.

6. No electrons or bits were harmed in the making of this web page.

If you are ready to roll then , and hold on!!